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Funny!!! Top quotes about Spring. Time of Love and Allergies

Funny!!! Top quotes about Spring. Time of Love and Allergies
Ignacio Zara

Funny! Spring can be fun if you decide to be happy. Then, be exultant, because as John Wayne said: Live is tough and tougher if you are stupid.

Here, some funny quotes about spring. Enjoy your day, friends!

I hope that while so many people are out smelling the flowers, someone is taking the time to plant some. Herbert Rappaport.

Spring is nature’s way of saying, ‘Let’s party!’ Robin Williams.

In spring don’t waste water, shower together!

If you think squash is a competitive activity, try flower arranging. Alan Bennett.

Spring is the only revolutionary whose revolution has succeeded. Marianne Van Hirtum.

Money is a powerful aphrodisiac but flowers work almost as well. Robert Heinlein.

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Flowers. Photo attribution Maliz ONG

I named all my children after flowers. There’s Lillie and Rose and my son, Artificial. Bert Williams.

Spring shows what God can do with a drab and dirty world. Virgil Kraft.

A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin. H.L.Mencken.

She is no longer a spring chicken but a seasoned hen!!

Designers want me to dress like Spring, in billowing things. I don’t feel like Spring. I feel like a warm red Autumn. Marilyn Monroe.

People talk about the beauty of the spring, but I can’t see it. The trees are brown and bare, slimy with rain. Some are crawling with new purple hairs. And the buds are bulging like tumorous acne, and I can tell that something wet, and soft, and cold, and misshapen is about to be born. And I am turning into a vampire. M.T. Anderson.

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Flowers 2. Photo attribution Maliz ONG

People ask me what I do in winter when there’s no baseball. I’ll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring. Rogers Hornsby

The first day of spring is one thing, and the first spring day is another. The difference between them is sometimes as great as a month. Henry Van Dyke.

When spring came, even the false spring, there were no problems except where to be happiest. Ernest Hemingway.

It would be a tragic waste of talent if you didn’t enter every conceivable spring break wet t-shirt contest.

Chicago is an October sort of city even in spring. Nelson Algren.

In a world where thrushes sing and willow trees are golden in the spring, boredom should have been included among the seven deadly sins. Elizabeth Goudge.

Spring being a tough act to follow, God created June. Al Bernstein.

The spring equinox has arrived which means allergy at the corner.

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Ignacio Zara

Assistant Managing Editor at Yareah® Magazine

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