Astrology Funny Quotes. Millionaires don’t use Astrology, billionaires do

Astrology Funny Quotes. Millionaires don’t use Astrology, billionaires do

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In my opinion, astrology is a very hard and serious subject. I’ve studied it for years and I know its truths. It’s a guide that has illuminated my way and has helped me the most.

However, I find really funny when people say ‘I don’t believe in horoscopes.’ Of course, it’s a choice and we are free to choose or reject this ancient study. But afterwards, I find these sceptics people reading their horoscopes or asking me about their compatibility.

No problem, we are full of contradictions. Today enjoy these funny quotes. They show this contradiction between what we say and what we do.

Enjoy your day, Yareah friends. Art is everywhere and stars are smiling at you!

Funny quotes and sayings about astrology:

Millionaires don’t use Astrology, billionaires do. J.P. Morgan.

I don’t believe in astrology; I’m a Sagittarius and we’re skeptical. Arthur C. Clarke.

The only function of economic forecasting is to make astrology look respectable. John Kenneth Galbraith.

Know that the philosopher has power over the stars, and not the stars over him. Paracelsus.

About astrology and palmistry: they are good because they make people vivid and full of possibilities. They are communism at its best. Everybody has a birthday and almost everybody has a palm. Kurt Vonnegut.

I am an Aries. Although I do not believe in astrology, I think this is exactly the right sign to have been born under. Anne Lamott.

A physician without a knowledge of Astrology has no right to call himself a physician. Hippocrates.

I was born during an eclipse. I believe very much in astrology. If you were born on an eclipse it indicates your destiny is chaotic. Gloria Vanderbilt.

I am a Lutheran astrologer, I throw away the nonsense and keep the hard kernel. Johannes Kepler.

Most people today still believe, perhaps unconsciously, in the heliocentric universe every newspaper in the land has a section on astrology, yet few have anything at all on astronomy. Hannes Alfven.

Before a war military science seems a real science, like astronomy; but after a war it seems more like astrology. Rebecca West.

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