Funny quotes. Valentine’s Day with a sense of humor

Funny quotes. Valentine’s Day with a sense of humor

Valentine’s Day is coming. A romantic day but not necessarily boring or dull. Enjoy the day with a sense of humor. Even your couple will be happy!


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Enjoy your day, Yareah friends. Art is everywhere and up to you!

Top funny quotes about Valentine’s Day and love:

Today is Valentine’s Day – or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day! By Jay Leno.

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. By Groucho Marx.

Oh, did you expect me to play fair? Cupid laughed. I am the god of love. I am never fair. By Rick Riordan.

Love is the answer, but while you’re waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions. By Woody Allen.

I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade… And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party. By Ron White.

Being a good husband is like being a stand-up comic. You need 10 years before you can call yourself a beginner. By Jerry Seinfeld.

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt. By Charles M. Schulz.

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. By Margaret Atwood.

Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you’re in. By Richard Jeni.

If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question? By Lily Tomlin.

I’ll love you, dear, I’ll love you till China and Africa meet and the river jumps over the mountain and the salmon sing in the street. By W. H. Auden.

Christianity gave Eros poison to drink; he did not die of it, certainly, but degenerated to Vice. By Friedrich Nietzsche.

Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive. By Elbert Hubbard.

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