Bart Simpson Best Quotes. Eat My Shorts

Bart Simpson Best Quotes. Eat My Shorts
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Bart Simpson Best Quotes. Naughty, rebel and bad student, Bart Simpson has made us laugh during years because he has a tender heart and a lot of inspirational sentences. We love him! Today, some of our favorite quotes. Enjoy them!


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“Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, contrary to what you’ve just seen, war is neither glamorous or fun. There are no winners, only losers. There are no good wars. With the following exceptions: the American Revolution, World War II and Star Wars trilogy.”

“What if you’re a really good person, but you get into a really, really bad fight and your leg gets gangrene and it has to be amputated? Will it be waiting for you in heaven?”

“Well, enjoy it while you can. Everything changes when you get to big one-o. Your legs start to go, candy doesn’t taste as good anymore.”

“Very scary, Mr. Flanders, but I’ve got a story so scary you’ll wet your pants.”

“I can’t stand to see you so upset, Lis, unless it’s from a rubber spider down your dress. Hmm… that gives me an idea note for later: put rubber spider down Lisa’s dress.”

“Dad, thanks to TV, I can’t remember what happened eight minutes ago. No, really, it’s a serious problem. Ha, ha, ha! What’re we laughing about?”

Finally, our favorite quotes: “Eat my shorts.”

**The Simpsons is an American cartoon TV series created by Matt Groening for the Fox Broadcasting Company. The series is a parody of a middle class American family surnamed Simpson, which consists of Homer (the father), Marge (the mother), Bart (the eldest son), Lisa (the smart daughter) and Maggie (the baby). The show is set in the fictional town of Springfield and parodies many aspects of the human condition.

Have a nice day, Yareah Magazine friends. Enjoy every moment! Art is Everywhere!

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  • Megan

    The Simpsons! Best are Bart, Homer and Lisa. Specially, Bart Simpson 😀

  • Bart Simpson… The Simpsons! A legend today 😀

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