Surrealistic Spanish Lessons. First, let me introduce myself with a very elegant and sophisticated photography:
Today, we are going to begin another surrealistic section. In Yareah there are a lot of surrealistic things like dogs talking about opera and many crazy people but this time, I will try to teach Spanish with simple lessons. We don’t offer any certificate of anything but I promise to do it… in the funny way!
My English is awful but… I promise that my Spanish is perfect.
Let’s begin, my friends. Today, we will learn how to say hello in Spanish.
‘¿Cómo está usted?’ This means ‘How are you?’ If you think that this is very polite for you, you can also say ‘¿Cómo va?’ but this can be sometimes a little less polite. You can also use:
‘¿Qué pasa?’ This is not recommended for the ambassador’s parties but if you go to some dangerous place, maybe you can use it.
‘¿Qué pasa en tu casa?’ The translation is, more or less, ‘what’s up at home?’ but in Spanish sounds funny. Copyright: translation into Spanish of The Fresh Prince.
You can also use a little more gang style with ‘¿Qué pasaaaaaaaaa?’ Recommended if you are looking for a job because… there are no jobs in Spain, lol.
The common way to salute in Spanish is ‘¿Cómo estás?’ and the other person usually answer ‘Bien’. It’s the common ‘how do you do’ and ‘fine’.
Another ways to say hello:
‘Hola’. You can add something like ‘amigo’ o ‘colega’ (friend and colleague) or ‘tronco’ (I don’t know the translation, it’s language from 80’s and now, it sounds like if you had mental problems).
Note: ‘amigo’ sounds strange in Spain, it’s more used in other countries. If you don’t want to look like Terminator, don’t use it. There are variations like ‘amiguete’ (sounds even weird but some people use it), ‘coleguilla’ (if you are going to try to join a gang, maybe you can try, at least it would be funny).
Sorry for kidding but, the most common way to say hello is: Hola, Pepito (Pepito is a common name as Mr. Smith in English).
Well, that’s all for now. I wish you a very good day wherever you are. Maybe I will continue tomorrow with some lessons or… maybe not because this is unpredictable and surrealistic. See you tomorrow (or not)!
P.S: These guys were famous in the 80’s. This is ussally called ‘hortera’ in Spanish (‘tacky’). I recommend Full Screen