If you are asking yourselves why I wasn’t writing anything… well, it was simple: my keyboard was broken and I didn’t have time to buy another –because I am Spanish I need to add: it was not about the money-. And now I have a new keyboard, my friends! By the way, I have broken dozens of keyboards since we began with Yareah Magazine.
For skeptic people: the article you are just about to read is absolutely ironic. There won’t be any relationship between these words and Aristotle’s logic.
To Our Dear Spanish Politicians:
I was thinking today –no, I don’t think all time, it was an exception-… Why don’t our Governments forbid alcohol at pubs? We all know alcohol is bad for children and adults and we have just begun to live a healthy life thanks to Governments when they forbidden tobacco at pubs. Now, we can breathe better and everybody is happy, healthy and smiling. And I ask to myself: why not? Bars are spaces to talk, to think or –who knows- to get a girlfriend or a boyfriend. I hate when a drunkard approaches to me and I cannot understand a word. Wouldn’t be marvelous if anybody drank alcohol? It would be, of course.
There are more reasons. As everybody knows, health care is very expensive and, because alcohol is bad, we would save many dollars, euros or rupees. The Governments would save also and, overall, our life would be great and marvelous. We would be able to ride a bike, practice snowboard or make love. Can you imagine this fantastic life? Yes, I know Governments would lose money because of taxes but… (Trust me, they know how to get your money using one thousand and one vampire methods)
You can argue that we would go back to Prohibition times with bottle-ledgers and Al Capone but, let’s think a little. Wouldn’t be better if we leave alcohol by ourselves? We must support our Governments because they know what is the best for us and how to spend our money.
Of course, I am not going to speak about civilized countries like USA, I am talking about countries like Spain and its great politicians. You must know, dear Spanish politicians, we LOVE you! XxxxxOOOO. We know you are clever and sophisticated people who aren’t stealing our money. You are making a great management and people are with you! With our hearts… please, take our blood. More and more! We are yours!
Anyway, I really recommend to ban alcohol because we trust you, politicians. We don’t need more whiskey if you are with us! I confide you can manage this crisis as only a god could… some people think that you are a gang but I don’t think so. You are trying to solve a very difficult situation with all your intelligence –maybe this is the problem ;)-. We must learn from the past and we must read the History. It’s time to forbid alcohol and it’s time to leave the crisis and this pessimism. We don’t need more whiskey, we need courage. We need more politicians like you.
I adore them!
Thanks, dear politicians. Spain is with you. We don’t need whiskey if you are with us. Go on!
P.S: I REALLY need a drink, hehehe.