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Top 10 funny quotes. Special quotes selection

Top 10 funny quotes. Special quotes selection
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Today is a Top Friday and we want to dedicate this Friday to Tops. Now, Top 10 funny quotes

English: Julius Henry "Groucho" Marx...

Funny Quotes. Julius Henry “Groucho” Marx, cropped from group photo (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Internet is the place where you can find almost everything and, of course, this ‘almost’ doesn’t exclude great quotes to smile.

Here is my particular Top 10 funny quotes

10.- I don’t care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.

Author: Groucho Marx (the unbeatable Groucho Marx)

 

9.-  It took me fifteen years to discover I had no talent for writing, but I couldn’t give it up, because by that time I was too famous.

Author: Robert Benchley

 

8.- Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

Author: Unknown (or maybe Mark Twain, I’ve been searching and I haven’t any conclusion, sorry)

 

7.- Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. “Yes” is the answer.

Author: Swami X . Yareah Magazine Note: Amen for this.

 

6.- What the world needs is more geniuses with humility, there are so few of us left.

Author: Oscar Levant, American pianist, composer, author, comedian and author… this means he was a really busy man.

 

5.- I can resist everything except temptation

Author: Oscar Wilde (the King of quotes). Note: you were true and your life probed it.

 

4.- I never let my schooling interfere with my education

Author: Anonymous (not the activist group, sorry)

YM note: Same here

 

3.- The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it’s still on the list.

Note: An explanation I found somewhere (here http://www.thefastlaneforum.com/fastlane-funnies/27915-last-thing-i-want-do-hurt-you-but-s-still.html ) A paraprosdokian is a figure of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected in a way that causes the reader or listener to reframe or reinterpret the first part. It is frequently used for humorous or dramatic effect. For this reason, it is extremely popular among comedians and satirists.

 

2.- “I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.”

Author: the same Oscar Wilde who writes the original The Portrait of Dorian Gray

 

1.- Bart, with $10,000, we’d be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like…love!

Mr. Homer (Jay) Simpson

 

Have a great, great day, friends.

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