Today, I will talk about some kind of people I don’t like at all and I don’t want to meet again: sad characters with sad souls who just want to ruin the lives of the others.
As you know, there are some kind of people who don’t like nature and live their lives of bad gestures, closed in a little room waiting for the secure death. This kind of people are also on internet and they are waiting to criticize you. Yes, you! They spend their time on forums –it’s not a sin, not everybody on the forums are like the kind of people I am describing- falling out the other’s ideas and always criticizing when someone doesn’t agree with them. These people don’t have usually a very remarkable social life. No, they don’t assist to cocktails in Buckingham Palace and the house of Hugh Hefner is closed to them –and many other houses, of course-.I would like to give them a nickname but I cannot because they configure a heterogeneous group and they can exist in different social groups.
Have you ever met any of them? You can recognize them because they have the classic phrase in their mouths: ‘everything is a crap’, ‘what a world of idiots’… these phrases can help us to recognize them. Ah, there are idiots like them both in the female world and in the men world… they are bitter and they want you were bitter too. If you have a great news it doesn’t matter because they have always the correct idiot phrase to ruin the whole week. Have you met the girl of your dreams? Nah, they can see that minimum fault in her face and the sins of her soul.
Another feature of these idiots is that they are never wrong. God has come back again and He has given them the total divine acknowledge to distinguish Evil and Good and, of course, they have the supreme privilege of knowing everything and ever fault. And you cannot think that they are like you and me, common people who sometimes are right sometimes not… no, they are always always always right! Have I said always yet? Yes, absolutely always and for the rest of the eternity! It doesn’t matter if you are talking about laws and you are the best advocate of all New York City, even in this case they know much more than you and they can afford to correct you! Yes, they are incredible and you can think sometimes that they are lying you. No, and this is the most surrealistic thing: they really think that God has come back to Earth and has provided them the gift of sapience and divinity.
I’m not clear today and I know it (like the song I’m Sexy and I Know it but something different). Anyway, there’s a reflection we can get from here: why are we losing the time talking about these stupid idiots when there are so many magnificent and happy people out there? Yes, life is short, life is great and life can be hard sometimes too. But life is also marvelous. If you meet some of these guys… you can just turn back and look at another direction. Here in Spain we have a gesture that sums up all the phrases we can dedicate to them. There’s a vulgar gesture and yes, you know it too. I won’t do it because I’m too elegant, posh, modest and stylish to do it.
Then, f.u. Mr. Idiot from Ph. (A)! (And I know you are reading this).
Martin Cid, a man who loves life