Today’s experiment on YM. Martin Cid will tell you the match Barcelona – Madrid live (swearwords will be omitted)
Hello all, YM friends
Min 1: Match starts… first R. Madrid with the ball… nothing at all. It will be a difficult match for both teams.
Min 3: Barcelona is playing well. They are attacking and they have the ball possession.
Min 5: Di Maria opportunity. Out!
Min 8: Real Madrid is playing counterattack and Barça have ball possession. It won’t change if there’s no goal.
Min 10: Messi opportunity
Min 12: Benzema… out!
Min 14: Foul to Pepe. Injured? Come on!
Min 15: Barcelona is getting warm and two team looks scared. We will have to wait.
Min 18. Corner for Real Madrid. Maybe Adriano touches the ball with his hand.
Min 18: What a Ramos opportunity. By head. Out. Real Madrid is going up (^*^*^**¨*¨¨Ç¨__¨_::**=… swearwords in Spainsh)
Min 20: Iniesta out! (F….U….C….DjfHDJF)
Barcelona is playing f. bad. If Ronaldo shoots… the match will be of Real Madrid
Min 22: I said! FUFUUF! ROnaldo goal. We are fuc…. Always the same with this id…!
Min 24 Di Mari to… post? Uffffff! 1-0 for Ream Madrid and this doesn’t look fine. Pedro is going to play! Barcelona defense is off
Min 27: It’s not Pedro (Pedrito here) it’s Martin Montoya for Alves… Vilanova wants to win but this is maybe very risky.
Sorry, 30 minutes in the first half!
Nah! Foul to ROnaldo? Come on, referee!
(I didn’t like the gesture of Alves. This guy is going to go out. He was very very angry with the change).
Min 34… Barcelona went up again with the goal. Now Real Madrid is just defending.
(I.N (idiot note): Barcelona is playing more… vertical? Yes, they are attacking faster than with Guardiola. SOmething has chenged here and I don’t know if this is good or not. Let’s see).
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Min 38: Foul to Ramos and Pepe (who else?) is getting angry. Surprise, surprise!. Yellow card to Pedro for a very hard foul.
Min 43: Yellow card to Xabi Alonso
Min 44: foul to Messi!
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Min 58: WTH are you doing? It’s a electric match. Both teams want to win. One of the best Barça – Madrid of this years.
Min 59: foul to Messi. No yellow? Come on? It was not Pepe. It was Xabi Alonso and it would be his second yellow card.
(come on, Messi, come on!)GoioooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
wHAT a perfection!
Well, at this point you know what team I support. Sorry but I have a heart here.
Min 62: (Bah. what a fantastic goal by ;Messi!)
Alexs in, Cesc out. 11 points, 11 points… Mourinho! hehehehe
What a shhhhhhhç
Min 65: ROnaldo again. Well, this will be diffciult. Match tied again.
Cesc looked angry too at the bench. THings doesn’t looks good for Vilanova.
If you can, look at Ronaldo’s haircut today. It’s… weird.
Min 68: Real Madrid wants to win and they’re trying it. Agghhhhhh, Messi out!
Isabel is promoting her book. I hope she forgive me. I think that, like Cesc and Alves, she is angry too.
Pass efectivity: Madrid 74%, Barcelona 85%. Very good percentages for both.
Min 72: maybe this will end with this result. Not bad result for Barça and not bad for R. Madrid. Let’s see.
Min 73: aghhhh Clear oportunity for Iniesta. Ball came out.
Min 74. Foul again. No yellow card? I haven’t seen it. Messi again. This is near impossible.
Nah, out. It was very difficult.
15 minutes to end and the game is beauty. Oportunities in both areas.
At last! Yellow to Pepe and he hugs the referee. heheh. Smile, smile. (the public is singing him something I cannot write here, sorry).
Min 79: Kaka for Ozil. Kaka playing again. What a surprise. He wins more money for each minute played than Aristotle Onassis.
Corner for Barcelona. Min 80
A goal will terminate thae match.
Min 83: foul to Ronaldo. Clear. Good opportunity for Madrid.
Min 84 TOday isn’t Higuain’s party day. Foul for Real Madrid… this is going to finish. Oportunity for barça….
ç ahhhghghghg Too fast for Alexis and Messi.
At the end… everything will be the same. 8 points and just result. Essien in the field.
Mi………er…… da! (perfect Spanish). Barcelona hits the post. It would be great. F…..!
Another foul to Messi. Not the perfect perspective for him. Come on! Last minute.
Nah. Min 90 and Messi out. THis is going to finish. I want to listen Alves post match words.
Min 92 and Pedro has maybe the match last opportunity. The ball hits Alexis and comes out. Come on! Another opportunity for Pedrito!
Nah, the refree said ‘no more’. Well, my friends, double Messi, double Cristiano Ronaldo and this has finished. A good match. Now I have to finish Isabel’s book. I hope you have enjoyed the experiment.
See you later with more interesting things. uhhhh, now, Atletico – Malaga…. Nah, I have to work, hehe
See you later!