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Robert Pattinson, who are you?

Robert Pattinson, who are you?
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Robert Pattinson, thanks for the continuous and hard work of creating news!

Robert Pattinson

Robert Pattinson

Well, last week we have a great day in Yareah Magazine and we didn’t expect it. The reason is only one with just one name: Robert Pattinson. Yes, we read the newspapers around the world every day and, of course, we read some USA magazines. Maybe it’s because of the Opera I’m so blind but I couldn’t imagine the fame of this actor. I know his last girlfriend, Kristen Stewart –the only one, this is Marketing!- was not very good with him and the relationship broke and it was the worst new in the world since the II World War but… Is he so famous? Of course, no complains! He is rich, famous and handsome –like Cristiano but he can even smile!-… and in his last relationship he behaved like a gentleman in the 19th century. Now, is he beginning to be an actor? In the History of Cinema there are a lot of handsome and good actors like Marlon Brando –Did he begin to be a good actor when he put on weight? I don’t think so, he just became interesting- or James Dean –a pity his car accident-. Now, teenagers have a new idol and we congratulate them for this.

Now, this beautiful couple is together again and we are very happy for it, of course. Reading the magazines I’ve discovered that their friends don’t confide very much in this new opportunity but well… the fact is she didn’t go to bed with the director and that’s very important. To be kissed for a while is very different than… well, you know what I mean. Anyway, we are again happy like other magazines because we can still write so stupid articles like this and we can continue receiving visits for that. What a wonderful world!

And it’s relaxing when I can stop discussing with Jack about philosophy. It’s exhausting to discuss with a Plato fan. The modern philosophical western thinking is based on Aristotle and everybody knows it! Now, he is talking me about Hegel and his dichotomies. Have I created a monster? But I think this problem has a simple solution: we will watch together Twilight (with Robert Pattinson, God save the New King) and the problems surely will go out.

Anyway, thanks again, Mr. Pattinson. I really like your last film. I wish you luck in the reconciliation and we all know that the feelings of the couple are true and, of course, this is not another marketing idea to sell magazines and cover photos.

P.S. or I.N. –that means ‘Idiot Note’-: Recently, NYC has approved to forbid the giant drinks to prevent the obesity. As an obese (and obsess) man I can give you a simple trick-phrase to continue with your current diet without breaking the laws:

‘Give me two, please’

Of course, you can use or not the always polite ‘please’. But I think there’s something obscure and malicious in this law but we are not here to talk about politics, sorry. Everybody here knows the basic addiction rules and we can think this: 20% (or whatever) of 1+1 is more than 20% of 1,5. Then, somebody will win with this law, that’s true?

Have a good evening!

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